Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
