But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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