rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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