We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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