The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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