Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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