But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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