sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
