so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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