is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
