He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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