Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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