dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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