its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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