In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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