Don't you send me to vm
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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