don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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