ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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