I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
My pussy is not your playground.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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