it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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