At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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