Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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