It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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