I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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