Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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