i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Sober January is a disaster.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Two words: blizzard sex
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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