I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
