No, you can still breathe under the balls.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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