office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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