She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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