the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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