I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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