omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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