I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
How external is "for external use only"?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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