i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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