Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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