apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Randomize
