I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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