the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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