In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
