So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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