You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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