I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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