LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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