The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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