I wish I could teleport
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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