He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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