drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I don't think brook has ever known best
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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