I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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