I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
