Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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