I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Quick, to the slutcave!
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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