Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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