it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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