she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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