He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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