it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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