I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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